803 (Earth-616) VS A-Wet-man (Earth-9047)

803 (Earth-616)
803 was a robot in the service of a pirate named Kio for centuries. He hated his predicament, but his programming didn't allow him to self-destruct. When Venom infiltrated Kio's ship to recover a shipment of a substance known as "YT-19," which was the name of the blood of a species from the planet Vvex, he engaged 803, initially thinking of him as an enemy. The robot agreed to help Venom in his mission as long as he promised to kill him afterwards. Once Kio was dealt with, Venom welcomed 803 to stay with him.[1] Following many adventures, 803 and Venom parted ways when the latter decided to return to his homeplanet, Earth. 803 and other allies of Venom joined the ranks of the Space Knights. Computer Brain: Due to his robotic mind, 803 carries a vast amount of knowledge. It can speak three million languages, and it's fluent in two hundred seventeen forms of torture.
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A-Wet-man (Earth-9047)
A member of the Just-A-League with apparently water-based supowers, A-Wet-man was married, but his wife was crazy.[2] When the Just-A-League was manipulated by Kranky, master of time, Leaks Luthor and the Jokester to fight against the Revengers, A-Wet-man confronted Silas Mariner but, instead of fighting, they chatted civilizedly while having tea. They later joined an all-out fight, because it was good for sales.[2] Obnoxio the Clown included a mannekin of A-Wet-man, then known as Akwa-Man, in his "House of Whacks". Due to Pup-Pepest Mister's radioactive marmalade and Doctor Dumb's animation gas, the mannekins were animated and fought each other, with Akwa-Man again fighting Silas Mariner, then known as Nabob the Sunk-Mariner. Obnoxio used hot water and air-wick to stop that effect, so that all the mannekins stopped moving.