A-Wet-man (Earth-9047) VS Aalbort (Earth-616)

A-Wet-man (Earth-9047)
A member of the Just-A-League with apparently water-based supowers, A-Wet-man was married, but his wife was crazy.[2] When the Just-A-League was manipulated by Kranky, master of time, Leaks Luthor and the Jokester to fight against the Revengers, A-Wet-man confronted Silas Mariner but, instead of fighting, they chatted civilizedly while having tea. They later joined an all-out fight, because it was good for sales.[2] Obnoxio the Clown included a mannekin of A-Wet-man, then known as Akwa-Man, in his "House of Whacks". Due to Pup-Pepest Mister's radioactive marmalade and Doctor Dumb's animation gas, the mannekins were animated and fought each other, with Akwa-Man again fighting Silas Mariner, then known as Nabob the Sunk-Mariner. Obnoxio used hot water and air-wick to stop that effect, so that all the mannekins stopped moving.
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Aalbort (Earth-616)
Aalbort was accountant for the starship Principle of Reasonable Interest and had been working for 150 years when somebody snuck a Dimensional Randomizer into the hold by listing it as "Robot Parts." The randomizer activated during an explosion opening a portal to another dimension. which allowed the warlord Azunbulxibar and his troops through to this dimension. Aalbort help defend the ship alongside the only other survivor, the ship's captain. The captain temporarily trapped the invading force when Starfox and Heater Delight discovered Aalbort. Eros asked Aalbort to lower the shield so he could talk to Azunbulxibar, which he reluctantly did. Eros was successful in duping the bellicose Azunbulxibar and his troops into returning to their own dimension. Aalbort is an accomplished trader and accountant. He has some experience with use of ship weapons, such as an anti-matter gun. He may have some training in starship navigation as well.